Right.. I've made the decision as my blog now looks horrible to up sticks with the rest of them. You may now find me at: smelsb.blogspot.com. And I promise I will be a bit better at updating!!! xxxxxx

9.8.06 14:19 Permalink / 1 Comment / comment

Where will this go? Hi, Haven't blogged for a while as I can't work out how this shitting website works now.  Call me a technological retard (probably rightly) but this whole setup is much less user friendly than it used to be..  So anyway, it's the summer, and I LOVE the long balmy evenings. I wish they would go on forever. I am definitely a summer person. The best thing about the summer is cycling round at night in the city. The sense of freedom you get is unbelievable!  It has been mental at work though and I am just about knackered. Having a few issues with some colleagues being incompetent at the moment. Can't be arsed to go into it though!

10.7.06 16:31 Permalink / 4 Comments / comment

Step inside my spaceship, children Uncle Richard met fellow Creepy Uncle Colin Pillinger at a press conference this week. His plan to lure children into the Beagle spaceship with his merry tune, and ship them to Mars for dark, dark scientific experiments was the real reason the mission failed, sources close to the sideburns have said.

29.5.04 11:24 Permalink / 2 Comments / comment

half-living, half dead Uncle Richard found this Frankenstickular fusion of science and art during his project research: http://www.tca.uwa.edu.au/ Half-living Venezualan worry dolls, to which you can address your concerns, frog steak biopsied from a living amphibian, grown in an artificial womb, then eaten, not to mention the quarter-size ear and pigs with wings.

21.5.04 17:04 Permalink / 4 Comments / comment

smelsby storytime ....and then, my little baby smelsb, the big monster bit his head off, ate his insides and fashioned his disembodied noggin into a shuttlecock to play badminton with all the other monsters.....make sure you're good at racquet sports too, my wee welsby cherub, for the monsters will eat you up and make your head into a game otherwise..... woohahahahhuhuhuhHAHA [coughcoughhackhack].....losing at sport is for losers - remember that ALWAYS......

18.5.04 14:26 Permalink / 1 Comment / comment

schteen and wad

17.5.04 14:17 Permalink / 1 Comment / comment

Sing it mickle

17.5.04 14:16 Permalink / comment

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